I know it is incredibly tasteless to write
anything 
about Travis the chimp, but somehow when I read more about the bizarre relationship between owner and chimp, I can't help myself. The other day I saw a picture of Travis, leaning back with a blanket at his feet. He had a slightly
dissipated and louche look, aside from being one ugly chimp. Overweight and seedy looking, perhaps from eating so many lobster dinners and boozing too much has taken a toll on Travis. My husband told me that every night Travis would brush his owners hair before they would would crawl into bed together. I mean, other than Laura Bush, who sleeps with a chimp? Yikes, the damn chimp looks like he is about to light a cigarette.
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